The Bright Side of Not Being in Brooklyn Now

[mccabemi]

We can’t know anything but the horror stories we heard about Epstein’s island. The elites are ruining our country, amirite? Welcome to the off-season.

[stevelee]

Been sitting in my home for at least an average of half a day for 68 years. Haven’t seen a crime yet.

One in five murders are committed by an intimate partner of the victim. I don't know the percentage done physically inside the house.

The wife of a friend of mine committed suicide. According to the police, she killed herself in the kitchen and dragged the body into the back yard.