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Re: No limit on stupid

Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2023 8:05 pm
by catnhat
Have you bought a ticket?

Re: No limit on stupid

Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2023 8:53 pm
by i77cat
Nope. My odds are worse than CP3's.

Re: No limit on stupid

Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2023 1:17 pm
by Ursa Midmajor
How to get out of a bad 95MM contract: catch the coach masturbating during phone call with a rape survivor

https://theathletic.com/4848844/2023/09 ... d_article]

Re: No limit on stupid

Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2023 2:13 pm
by Waitress
Ursa Midmajor wrote:
Sun Sep 10, 2023 1:17 pm
How to get out of a bad 95MM contract: catch the coach masturbating during phone call with a rape survivor

https://theathletic.com/4848844/2023/09 ... d_article]
“Tucker ‘acknowledged masturbating on the call but said Tracy grossly mischaracterized the episode’ “

“Gross” doesn’t seem like a mischaracterization.

Re: No limit on stupid

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2023 6:30 am
by TOK
Tucker's explanations are humorous. Paraphrasing, "It was consensual phone sex with a woman who wasn't my wife." I am no lawyer, but that sound like the moral turpitude clause kicks in on that big contract. I wonder what the training is for MSU football players on what to do and not do on social media?

Re: No limit on stupid

Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2023 10:56 pm
by i77cat

Re: No limit on stupid

Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2023 11:25 am
by MikeMaloy15
I'm kind of enjoying Holtz's transition from coach, lisping his fear of some 30-point underdog, to amateur internet troll having his trash talk instantly exposed. Maybe he can get the spot opposite Skip Bayless so as to create the worst show imaginable.

Re: No limit on stupid

Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2023 1:46 pm
by i77cat
It was weird. I saw Coach Day's post-game and heard his comments about Lou Holtz. I thought: is he confused and thinking about Skip Holtz? I checked two sources. Nope, Lou Holtz isn't dead. Surely he's old enough to have picked up more wisdom than that. Maybe he's so old that he just doesn't care.

Re: No limit on stupid

Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2023 1:56 pm
by Dr. Bliss
Lou Holtz came and spoke at my high school sports banquet. He did some prestidigitation. He was pretty good. Not so good at prognostication.

Re: No limit on stupid

Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2023 10:50 am
by Steve Rodgers
I had a very good friend (COVID got him) who played for OSU in the 69 rose bowl. He swore this dialogue happened at halftime:
WOODY: Coach, why did Simpson run for a 93 yard touchdown on our defense?
Holtz: That's all the longer the field was.

Re: No limit on stupid

Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2023 11:12 am
by wildforthecats
Steve Rodgers wrote:
Mon Sep 25, 2023 10:50 am
I had a very good friend (COVID got him) who played for OSU in the 69 rose bowl. He swore this dialogue happened at halftime:
WOODY: Coach, why did Simpson run for a 93 yard touchdown on our defense?
Holtz: That's all the longer the field was.
The following year, Davidson went to a bowl game, while the Buckeyes stayed home.

Re: No limit on stupid

Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2023 12:28 pm
by Steve Rodgers
wildforthecats wrote:
Mon Sep 25, 2023 11:12 am
Steve Rodgers wrote:
Mon Sep 25, 2023 10:50 am
I had a very good friend (COVID got him) who played for OSU in the 69 rose bowl. He swore this dialogue happened at halftime:
WOODY: Coach, why did Simpson run for a 93 yard touchdown on our defense?
Holtz: That's all the longer the field was.
The following year, Davidson went to a bowl game, while the Buckeyes stayed home.
Tangerine Bowl right? I remember where I was when I watched it, it was the first time I really paid attention to DU.

Re: No limit on stupid

Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2023 1:18 pm
by wildforthecats
Steve Rodgers wrote:
Mon Sep 25, 2023 12:28 pm
wildforthecats wrote:
Mon Sep 25, 2023 11:12 am
Steve Rodgers wrote:
Mon Sep 25, 2023 10:50 am
I had a very good friend (COVID got him) who played for OSU in the 69 rose bowl. He swore this dialogue happened at halftime:
WOODY: Coach, why did Simpson run for a 93 yard touchdown on our defense?
Holtz: That's all the longer the field was.
The following year, Davidson went to a bowl game, while the Buckeyes stayed home.
Tangerine Bowl right? I remember where I was when I watched it, it was the first time I really paid attention to DU.
Correct. Friday December 26, 1969.

Re: No limit on stupid

Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2023 1:19 pm
by 71cat
The Tangerine Bowl is correct. I assume you were watching because of Toledo. I did not remember that the game was televised.

Re: No limit on stupid

Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2023 2:18 pm
by Steve Rodgers
71cat wrote:
Mon Sep 25, 2023 1:19 pm
The Tangerine Bowl is correct. I assume you were watching because of Toledo. I did not remember that the game was televised.
Nah, I was at a party looking for girls and it was on tv. No girls so I watched the game. High scoring, Davidson was fun to watch.