No limit on stupid

[catnhat]

Have you bought a ticket?

[i77cat]

Nope. My odds are worse than CP3's.

[Ursa Midmajor]

How to get out of a bad 95MM contract: catch the coach masturbating during phone call with a rape survivor

https://theathletic.com/4848844/2023/09 ... d_article]

[Waitress]

How to get out of a bad 95MM contract: catch the coach masturbating during phone call with a rape survivor

https://theathletic.com/4848844/2023/09 ... d_article]

“Tucker ‘acknowledged masturbating on the call but said Tracy grossly mischaracterized the episode’ “

“Gross” doesn’t seem like a mischaracterization.

[TOK]

Tucker's explanations are humorous. Paraphrasing, "It was consensual phone sex with a woman who wasn't my wife." I am no lawyer, but that sound like the moral turpitude clause kicks in on that big contract. I wonder what the training is for MSU football players on what to do and not do on social media?

[i77cat]

https://www.si.com/college/ohiostate/fo ... 0State.%22

[MikeMaloy15]

I'm kind of enjoying Holtz's transition from coach, lisping his fear of some 30-point underdog, to amateur internet troll having his trash talk instantly exposed. Maybe he can get the spot opposite Skip Bayless so as to create the worst show imaginable.

[i77cat]

It was weird. I saw Coach Day's post-game and heard his comments about Lou Holtz. I thought: is he confused and thinking about Skip Holtz? I checked two sources. Nope, Lou Holtz isn't dead. Surely he's old enough to have picked up more wisdom than that. Maybe he's so old that he just doesn't care.

[Dr. Bliss]

Lou Holtz came and spoke at my high school sports banquet. He did some prestidigitation. He was pretty good. Not so good at prognostication.

[Steve Rodgers]

I had a very good friend (COVID got him) who played for OSU in the 69 rose bowl. He swore this dialogue happened at halftime:
WOODY: Coach, why did Simpson run for a 93 yard touchdown on our defense?
Holtz: That's all the longer the field was.

[wildforthecats]

I had a very good friend (COVID got him) who played for OSU in the 69 rose bowl. He swore this dialogue happened at halftime:
WOODY: Coach, why did Simpson run for a 93 yard touchdown on our defense?
Holtz: That's all the longer the field was.

The following year, Davidson went to a bowl game, while the Buckeyes stayed home.

[Steve Rodgers]

I had a very good friend (COVID got him) who played for OSU in the 69 rose bowl. He swore this dialogue happened at halftime:
WOODY: Coach, why did Simpson run for a 93 yard touchdown on our defense?
Holtz: That's all the longer the field was.

The following year, Davidson went to a bowl game, while the Buckeyes stayed home.

Tangerine Bowl right? I remember where I was when I watched it, it was the first time I really paid attention to DU.

[wildforthecats]

I had a very good friend (COVID got him) who played for OSU in the 69 rose bowl. He swore this dialogue happened at halftime:
WOODY: Coach, why did Simpson run for a 93 yard touchdown on our defense?
Holtz: That's all the longer the field was.

The following year, Davidson went to a bowl game, while the Buckeyes stayed home.

Tangerine Bowl right? I remember where I was when I watched it, it was the first time I really paid attention to DU.

Correct. Friday December 26, 1969.

[71cat]

The Tangerine Bowl is correct. I assume you were watching because of Toledo. I did not remember that the game was televised.

[Steve Rodgers]

The Tangerine Bowl is correct. I assume you were watching because of Toledo. I did not remember that the game was televised.

Nah, I was at a party looking for girls and it was on tv. No girls so I watched the game. High scoring, Davidson was fun to watch.