http://espn.go.com/mens-college-basketball/story/_/id/9348420/as-michael-dixon-seeks-waiver-judge-jury-precedent-leaves-ncaa-little-choice-college-basketball I wonder how long it will be until we see a player intentionally get kicked out of school on a sexual assault charge to take advantage of this...

http://abclocal.go.com/wtvd/story?secti ... id=9129502

He was driving. He didn't have a license to drive. There was pot in the car. A gun magically appeared near the vehicle during the stop. Think he'll get suspended for the first practice next season?

No, sir, you have not violated the Customs of the Board. In fact, you followed them precisely. We all know that the men's basketball section gets the most views. When we have something that we want everyone to see, most of us post it in men's basketball. If it catches fire, we'll eventually move it ...

I won't never write agin.

(I once saw a clip of Luciano Pavarotti and Loretta Lynn standing at a piano. As the pianist played, Pavarotti cranked up his amazing voice. He finished and the camera moved to a gape-mouthed, stunned Loretta. She said, "I won't never sang agin." )