Had to put this somewhere:

Just to get ahead of the curve: This was not me.

wildforthecats wrote:

dorp wrote:http://www.news-record.com/news/article_4d45b1d2-fc61-11e3-bdd9-0017a43b2370.html

There's stupid in here somewhere-

Healy Hope they at least got a flagrant 1.

I think it's a red card. At least no one was bitten.

Waitress wrote:http://www.cbssports.com/nba/eye-on-bas ... nt-contest

"...best shooter on the planet." I like the sound of that.

Well, you know what he says.

Dr. Bliss wrote:Something stinks in Tallahassee and it ain't dead crustaceans.

Oh come on, the crab legs consented to be stolen and eaten. Sheesh.

An interesting footnote is the retention of Joseph Cheshire V by former tutor Jennifer Wiley. He is one of the best (and probably most expensive) defense attorneys in the state. You would not retain him if you thought you were being investigated for a traffic offense. Former UNC assistant coach Joh...

stevelee wrote:Don't wear your team number when you invade a home.

A disciple of the Bad News Barnes School of Crime.

This is clearly anti Ohio propaganda created by evil Michiganders. Undoubtedly the man high on mushrooms was really from Ann Arbor.

Dr. Bliss wrote:Ok, Frank. Now's your time.

No chance, he doesn't get in much less stressful situations.

Nicely written. Really should have been his eulogy.

I think I may have posted this previously but my one contact with Bryan was while I was playing in Johnston Gym the fall of my Freshman year. Bryan walked out of Holland's office and across the balcony (towards Duke for you old timers who remember the place). I checked him out because he was such a ...